One of lifes last bastions of life....
is sanity, or least i think so in this hectic day to day existance we call life. This is why we have Xbox live and games that can be played with people you don't know....
Had a bad day at work, fire up and game and shoot people in the face, no not just people.. random people!
I sometimes wander into this seething quagmire just to give myself a reality check and see whats happening with the world.... to make sure that i am sane and that its the rest of the World thats gone completely off of its rocker.
I have also come to the conclusion that Xbox live is full of crack addicts, real live rednecks that have sold their gold teeth so that they can equip their luxurious trailer homes with internet (because sometimes their sister is unavaliable to be corn holed and they just_need_to_see_some_donkey_porn_right_now_gooddamnit) and have robbed a store found a 360 and whatever games were lying about in the stock room, I have no problem with this, but why do they always find the one copy of the game that i'm playing and then consider it ok to play on live and talk trash.... (and be good at the game)
(I'd like to point out now, before being called a hyprocrite, that I do indeed talk alot of trash, but you will find me also laughing my arse off most of the time (Infact last night I was whislting the song "The wonderful Wizard of Oz" as I stamped and chainsawed people to death)
Now, get some friends in a game you're going to have a whale of a time, but nnot all of your friends are online are they? So you need some filler players, this is where the crack smoking red necks come in.... they come in and they join a team and they play along
But...
Their little crack addled brains are running 3 times as fast as yours and by the time you've seen them they have rectally breached you with a grenade and are running off at mach 3 before your ass explodes... they're probably giggling as they run away aswell... fuckers!
Anyway, if you're a quiet person, if you have trouble meeting people, get some crack, rob a store, steal a 360 and whatever game i'm playing at that point in time, and then fire up the whole shebang and come and kick my ass
Had a bad day at work, fire up and game and shoot people in the face, no not just people.. random people!
I sometimes wander into this seething quagmire just to give myself a reality check and see whats happening with the world.... to make sure that i am sane and that its the rest of the World thats gone completely off of its rocker.
I have also come to the conclusion that Xbox live is full of crack addicts, real live rednecks that have sold their gold teeth so that they can equip their luxurious trailer homes with internet (because sometimes their sister is unavaliable to be corn holed and they just_need_to_see_some_donkey_porn_right_now_gooddamnit) and have robbed a store found a 360 and whatever games were lying about in the stock room, I have no problem with this, but why do they always find the one copy of the game that i'm playing and then consider it ok to play on live and talk trash.... (and be good at the game)
(I'd like to point out now, before being called a hyprocrite, that I do indeed talk alot of trash, but you will find me also laughing my arse off most of the time (Infact last night I was whislting the song "The wonderful Wizard of Oz" as I stamped and chainsawed people to death)
Now, get some friends in a game you're going to have a whale of a time, but nnot all of your friends are online are they? So you need some filler players, this is where the crack smoking red necks come in.... they come in and they join a team and they play along
But...
Their little crack addled brains are running 3 times as fast as yours and by the time you've seen them they have rectally breached you with a grenade and are running off at mach 3 before your ass explodes... they're probably giggling as they run away aswell... fuckers!
Anyway, if you're a quiet person, if you have trouble meeting people, get some crack, rob a store, steal a 360 and whatever game i'm playing at that point in time, and then fire up the whole shebang and come and kick my ass
posted by xxxx at 9:16 am
2 Comments:
has to be one of the funniest comments I've read on here...people at work thought I was on something due to the giggling that was coming from my corner!!
cool, glad it amused.
I have a few more rants coming i just need to get them into some kind of shape.... one of them is about handbrake turns...
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