Ode To Victor De Baie

Today Montreal morns the loss of one of its own, they erect a flag commemorating his work of this baby faced wonder boy. Yes we're talking about Victor De Baie, thou he has a French last name, he speaks no French... this one time poet, philosopher and lover of the ladies has departed town for a finer, warmer climate....

Lets take a brief look at this wonderous mans work during his time, neigh his reign in Montreal:
Victor De Baie was a part time fire man, when he wasn't working, writing poetry or making love to the ladies, Vic as he is known would put out fires. of course sometimes he'd make them smell pretty by putting cocca powder on them
Its a little known fact that Victor De Baie actually invented the "Shocker", although he tried to teach it to many few could master its dynamic ways. In the above photo we can see Victor De Baie during one of his teaching seminars for the "Shocker", clearly the student hasn't grasped the full depth and gravity of this mystical move!Again here we see Victor De Baie with one of his most famous students, Sam Fisher of Splinter Gay fame, being taught the "Shocker". It has been rumoured that Mr Fisher has since taken the "Shocker" and has adapted it into a killing move. This new move although not technically the "Shocker" has been reported as leaving its victims dead, but with a smile on their face.

Lets now look at Victor De Baies more famous salutes to life, love and Montreal:
Here Victor De Baie salutes Ubisoft and all of their fine work.
Here Victor De Baie and fellow "Shockee" salute the fine work of Mr Burger and Mr King...
Again here we see Victor De Baie saluting a room full of people
Fisherman De Baie saluting the fine Montreal weatherHere we see Victor De Baie in his natural habitat, finger raised and thumb pointed at 90 degrees... a not often seen display of "Flipping the Bird"

Victor De Baie, poet, philosopher, porn afficionato, part-time fireman, lover of the ladies, inventor of the "Shocker", smoker, drinker, friend to us all has fucked off to Oz...

Lucky cunt!

Jez