Sir Canal Richard...

Know what?? You'd bloody look before jumping off of this thing. It's not the highest thing i've ever been off of, but it was still a bloody long way to fall... in a somewhat controlled fashion

Why are we wearing shoes? Because 40 odd ft hurts when you hit! If you want a turbo wedgie then hit the water with your legs apart... Although i'm showing the upmost style and grace during this jump all you have to do is look at the below picture and see the look upon my face, its a face of grim detemination...

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(Add your own amusing comment for the look upon my face)